I was very much struck by this on Saturday. Who am I to argue with a fundamental truth, even one written on a bridge strut?

So, at the wedding I went to on Saturday, we were served this hilariously frightening item:

I had been drinking straight brandy for like an hour at that point, so I couldn’t stop giggling and making crawing motions at my date and anyone else at the table who was foolish enough to look my way. “It’s the craw! It’s the craaaaaw!”

Later on I sent the photo to a friend and he wrote back, “Not the craw, the craw!”

Ever go looking for sites that you vaguely remember from when you first started hanging out on the interweb?

I just had a sudden impulse to do that and found… Superbad!

Cannot believe that site is still up.

Same with this one, which used to be one of my favourites back in the day.

And now I feel old. Goodnight.

Hello I am forgotting! I have pets now. Kind of. Here!