So I stole this from Dean’s Facebook page and obediently filled it out last week, yes, I’m posting from work again, shut up. It’s dead today. Practically no one is here, and the few people that showed up aren’t in the mood for wurk. (Me included!)

SUMMARY :

JANUARY 2008
1. Who kissed you on New Years? Dave and Kim kissed me on the cheek… and somebody else licked me. Let’s call it two people.
2. Did you have a New Year’s resolution this year? Yes! I have several. They are all very mature and adult, except for the one where I resolve to fit 250 gummi worms in my mouth by August 1.
3. Does it snow where you live? It snows like a coke dealer with Parkinson’s.
4. Do you like hot chocolate? I guess it’s OK. I prefer Ovaltine. Made with evaporated milk, and with marshmallows on top.
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? No, but speaking of dropping balls, I heard a good one the other day. What do you get when you… oh, sorry. That’s in very poor taste.
6. Do you ski or snowboard? No. I like my limbs, tendons, bones, and eyeballs where they are, thanks.

FEBRUARY 2008
1. Who was your Valentine? I had an imaginary Valentine. Again.
2. When you were little did you buy Valentine’s for the whole class? Hells yes. Generally based heavily on whatever TV show I preferred at the time… I think everybody got TMNT Valentines for a couple of years. ‘Cowaaaaabunga! Will you be my Valentine, dude?’
3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not? Yes. It is a matter of paramount importance to me.

MARCH 2008
1. Are you Irish? Y… well, no. But I have done about 200 Father Ted marathons and my favourite band is U2.
2. Do you wear green every year on St. Patrick’s Day? Yes. Too many years of being pinched in grade school.
3. What did you do for St. Patty’s Day in 2008? Can’t remember.
4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? Where was this thing written? Winter is nowhere near over in March.

APRIL 2008
1. Do you like the rain? No. I will tolerate snow but I hate rain.
2. Did you play an April fool’s joke on anyone this year? No, although some people found my continued unemployment kind of funny.
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter? If by ‘get’ you mean ‘go down to the Sprague’s and buy a metric ass-load of Cadbury Mini-Eggs,’ then yes.
4. Do you celebrate 4/20? Er, no. Should I? Is that Hitler’s birthday or something?
5. Do you “love” the month of April? “No” it’s still too “cold.”

MAY 2008
1. What is your favorite flower? Peonies.
2. Finish the phrase “April showers”: Bring May SCREEEEEECH! Must get inside! Must get inside! I’m melting, mellllttiiiiiinnng!
3. Do you celebrate May 24th? Yes, actually; it’s my Dad’s birthday.
4. Is May anything special to you? My Dad’s, brother’s, and imaginary Valentine’s birthdays are in May!

JUNE 2008
1. What did you do for Fathers Day? Made him lug furniture around, I think. Then bought him dinner at Joey Tomato’s.
2. Did you do anything fun during this month? Moved from Calgary to Stabmonton. Wheee, what fun!
3. Have a favorite basketball team? Go Raptors! Rawr rawr rawr.

JULY 2008
1. What did you do on the 1st of July? Officially moved into my new apartment!
2. Did you go to the fireworks? No, I could barely move. They sounded very nice though.
3. Do you tan in the day? I prefer to tan under the light of the full moon.

AUGUST 2008
1. Did you do anything special at the end of your summer? Went to Vancouver to visit a Kim!
2. What was your favorite summer memory? How can I pick just one? I had a lot of fun at the Rainmaker Rodeo and K-Days though. Plus the Taste of Edmonton, Body Worlds, and Spamalot. And Kelly’s wedding! And Victoria with my mom.
3 .Did you have a sunburn? No. The last time I burned was at the closing ceremonies of the commonwealth games in 2000. Or 2001 or whenever that was.
4. Did you go to the pool a lot? No, although I really should; I’m one of nature’s floaters. So much flotation I have!

SEPTEMBER 2008
1. Will you be attending college/school? No TO THE MAXXXX. I’m so overeducated it hurts.
2. Do you like fall better than summer? No. The wasps get grouchy, the bums get pushy, the air gets chilly, students flood the streets like raw sewage. What’s to like?
3. Anything special about September to you? It’s got my birthday in it! Also, my soul-mate Keanu’s birthday. Also one of my best friend’s birthdays. Also, probably, some other people’s birthdays. And it had my first housewarming party in it this year!

OCTOBER 2008
1. What was your last Halloween costume? Michelangelo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2. What is your favorite candy? Ooh, tough call. I would have said Swedish Berries before I almost choked to death on one during the last James Bond movie. Maybe Dino-sours?
3. What is your favorite thing about this month? Halloween!

NOVEMBER 2008
1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving? My parental units’, and Thanksgiving is in October, you ultra-maroon.
2. What is your favorite thing about November? The day off for Remembrance Day. No, seriously.

DECEMBER 2008
1. Do you celebrate Christmas? Yes, though I’m told I’m destroying the meaning of the season by celebrating the way I do.
2. What are you thankful for? A relative absence of disasters!
3. Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe? Nope. Seriously, not once.
4. Get anything special last year? So by last year we mean 2007? Er, I think my big gift was a… a coat. Yeah, that was it.
5. What do you want for next year? So 2008? A dresser. Oddly enough, I’m tired of keeping my socks and underwear in boxes. Update of 31 Dec: I got one! And assembled it myself. And lost about a pint of blood in the process… but it’s dark brown so the stains won’t show.
6. What is your favorite thing about December? Mandarin oranges! I mean, getting to spend time with my family and friends whilst feeling the warm glow of the holiday season and eating discounted chocolates.