Must… Stop… Laughing

August 28th, 2008 by

Premee

Disrespecting… talented… actor…

Why couldn’t he have admitted to this earlier? I would have so flown to Vancouver to kidnap him around 1996 or so.

5 Responses

Solange Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 6:01 am
OMG!!! HAHAHAHA. I did not hear about this!! And yes, I would have done the same, granted I would still do him now as well. ;)
Von Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 7:02 am
I KNEW there was a reason I liked him. Ohhhh, I am so much more in love with him now!
Morpheus Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
*cries*

I DUN GET THE JOKE!
Michael Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
“I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

But he’s channeling Arnold Becker from LA Law, who when caught in yet another infidelity declared to his long-suffering secretary: ‘I have a medical condition called satyriasis. But don’t worry, it can be treated, and with the help of my friends and family I’m going to beat this thing.’

I’m fairly sure Duchovny did the same thing about ten years ago, or at least talked about having a ‘problem’.

(Problem? Problem? There’s no problem at all, he’s just showing off.)

Also, if I was married to Tea Leoni, I, too, would suffer from this terrible addiction.
32-P Says:
September 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pm
“(Problem? Problem? There’s no problem at all, he’s just showing off.)”

There, that’s just he explanation I was going to write for why this is funny. Sort of “Sexual addiction? Yeah right, shut up about your atomic-powered superwang already. Or at least come over here and use it on me. That is all.”

:-)