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Just when I thought I couldn’t love Nick Cave any more, I run across this – a letter he wrote to MTV in 1996 asking to be withdrawn from the music awards.
“TO ALL THOSE AT MTV,
I WOULD LIKE TO START BY THANKING YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME OVER RECENT YEARS AND I AM BOTH GRATEFUL AND FLATTERED BY THE NOMINATIONS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED FOR BEST MALE ARTIST. THE AIR PLAY GIVEN TO BOTH THE KYLIE MINOGUE AND P. J. HARVEY DUETS FROM MY LATEST ALBUM MURDER BALLADS HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED AND HAS BEEN GREATLY APPRECIATED. SO AGAIN MY SINCERE THANKS.
HAVING SAID THAT, I FEEL THAT IT’S NECESSARY FOR ME TO REQUEST THAT MY NOMINATION FOR BEST MALE ARTIST BE WITHDRAWN AND FURTHERMORE ANY AWARDS OR NOMINATIONS FOR SUCH AWARDS THAT MAY ARISE IN LATER YEARS BE PRESENTED TO THOSE WHO FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE COMPETITIVE NATURE OF THESE AWARD CEREMONIES. I MYSELF, DO NOT. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN OF THE OPINION THAT MY MUSIC IS UNIQUE AND INDIVIDUAL AND EXISTS BEYOND THE REALMS INHABITED BY THOSE WHO WOULD REDUCE THINGS TO MERE MEASURING. I AM IN COMPETITION WITH NO-ONE.
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MUSE IS A DELICATE ONE AT THE BEST OF TIMES AND I FEEL THAT IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT HER FROM INFLUENCES THAT MAY OFFEND HER FRAGILE NATURE.
SHE COMES TO ME WITH THE GIFT OF SONG AND IN RETURN I TREAT HER WITH THE RESPECT I FEEL SHE DESERVES – IN THIS CASE THIS MEANS NOT SUBJECTING HER TO THE INDIGNITIES OF JUDGEMENT AND COMPETITION. MY MUSE IS NOT A HORSE AND I AM IN NO HORSE RACE AND IF INDEED SHE WAS, STILL I WOULD NOT HARNESS HER TO THIS TUMBREL – THIS BLOODY CART OF SEVERED HEADS AND GLITTERING PRIZES. MY MUSE MAY SPOOK! MAY BOLT! MAY ABANDON ME COMPLETELY!
SO ONCE AGAIN, TO THE PEOPLE AT MTV, I APPRECIATE THE ZEAL AND ENERGY THAT WAS PUT BEHIND MY LAST RECORD, I TRULY DO AND SAY THANK YOU AND AGAIN I SAY THANK YOU BUT NO…NO THANK YOU.
YOURS SINCERELY, NICK CAVE 21 OCT 96.”
Jesus. “My muse may spook!” he says. If I ever met Nick Cave I would fall at his feet. (Then slap him upside the head for ‘And The Ass Saw The Angel.’) (Then fall at his feet again.)
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November 22nd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
i just love Nick Cave.
I don’t know if you know this but he was recently inducted into the ARIA hall of fame. (well, a few years ago now.) And watching his (un)acceptance speech gave me so much more respect for him. And I didn’t even know that was possible.
there’s a link to the you-tube here:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCf8ywqxZg
and in case that doesn’t work, here’s a transcript I found:
Thank you very much for this.
um, I can’t really accept this untill we get a few things streight.
erm, what I can’t figure out is why I’m up here, and the bad seeds arn’t.
Now I’ve, thankyou, I’ve been told it’s because the bad seeds arnt a – an Australian act. and that there’s a – theres a few errr foreners in the band. but to me the bad seeds have allways been an australian act, and we’ve been out, overseas making authentic australian music. So, thankyou, so I would like to do a little bit of inducting myself.
uhrm, mick harvey, whom Ive worked with for 35 years, a great musician. The mind-bendingly gifted Warren Ellis. piano-player extraordinare Conway savage, and martin casey who’s the, just the greatest bass player in the world. I hereby induct you into the ARIA hall of fame.
Now that’s been sorted out, theres one other matter, before the bad seeds, i was in a band called the birthday party. Now the birthday party’s had untold influence over music in australia and internationally, uh largly due to the guitar work of Roland. S. Howard and the late, great, tracy pew.
a giant ?? rock musicians. And I would like to, with the power vested in me, induct these people also, into the aria hall of fame!
thqankyou!
and finally, I’d like to thank my mother, my darling wife suzy and my four boys, jethro, luke, will and arthur.
thankyou and goodnight.
(much cheering)
I’d like to know that you saw this, so email me at aimz_is@hotmail.com