Comments on: The Plan

By: Didn’t Think That One Through at Soda Craze

Didn’t Think That One Through at Soda Craze — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:38:17 +0000

[...] So, once upon a while back, I had a great plan. [...]

By: 32-P

32-P — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 18:19:09 +0000

Aaaaaand guess who just won the coveted ‘Second person to be eaten by a large lizard’ award?

By: Solange

Solange — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 23:58:16 +0000

I agree with you Marc! :)

By: 32-P

32-P — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:30:52 +0000

Provided that, in the distant future after my takeover, Quebec can play nice with the rest of Premonia…it may not be turned into a skating rink. However, in the case that separatism is still alive and well, I will consider leaving Montreal and Quebec City as reservations where native Quebecois may preserve their agreeable social values and unique culture.
Also, Mark, for suggesting that my beloved Alberta be turned into a lava park, I’m going to train my komodo dragon to attack you first. ;-)

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:26:14 +0000

Did you forget that I’m moving to Montreal this Spring? If, by chance, I have any say in it, I’d prefer not to be buried under a skating rink. In fact, given Quebec’s agreeable social values and unique culture, I submit that perhaps Alberta could be flipped upside down and turned into a fascinating lava park.

By: Solange

Solange — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:41:06 +0000

Sounds like a plan Premee… but I have grown quite fond of Quebec…well, Montreal and Quebec City. Please spare these two cities from the nineteen inches of ice!

By: 32-P

32-P — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 15:20:01 +0000

Oh mi amor, how naive you are in the ways of politics. History teaches us that when two cultures meet they tend to clash and conquer, rather than blend and cooperate. Thus, the answers to your questions are:

1. Quebec can’t play nice with the rest of Canada; if they want special treatment, they’ll dang well get it – under nineteen inches of ice.

2. I’ll put a fence around your apartment building so the pumas, etc, can’t get in. :-D

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:26:33 +0000

Um, I have a question… well, two really.

1. Why turn Quebec into a skating rink? The last time I saw you skate was in grade 10 gym class, and you were somewhat less than graceful. Can’t you turn it into something more fun?

2. What happens to me when you kick everyone out of BC? I’ve grown rather fond of working within blocks of the Pacific.

Otherwise, the plan sounds good.